Your name is KARKAT VANTAS.
You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. Your programs invariably damage the machines on which they are executed, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in COMPUTER VIRUSES. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.
You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. You have been trying out a new chat client beta called TROLLIAN, and you are NOT REALLY SURE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT YET. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.
ART CREDITS:
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
OOC POST!
For the time being, this blog is on hiatus.
This particular roleplay blog of mine is the most canon based, and since everything is going willy nilly, I honestly have no idea what to do with him.
I MAY return sometime in the future, but I am not sure when. I’ve been mainly focusing on my Crabdad roleplay account and Unistuck AU.
I really enjoyed this blog, but I have really been at a loss as to WHAT to do with him.
♥ Love you guys.
You can follow my main blog HERE if you’d like to stay updated.
PLEASE READ!
!ATTENTION ALL FOLLOWERS!
Finals week is coming up for me, the player, so that means you might see even less of me. ALSO! I have a printmaking Maymester class, which will eat up most of my May. I may still be somewhat active, but no where near as much as I am now. I really need to get into the studio to work on things before school ends.
ACCOUNTS AFFECTED BY THIS:
Crabdad AKA CrabbyCustomer
Karkat AKA KarkatV
Eridan AKA Prince-of-Hope
Droog AKA Diamonds-Droog
I will try to queue things up before I get REALLY busy. This includes asks. I would consider closing asks to avoid build up, but a lot of people, for Crabdad especially, seem to really benefit from leaving asks.
So please be VERY patient with me.
I do intend on answering as many asks as I can, and some accounts I answer more than others. Crabdad answers nearly all his asks except for random and irrelevant ones (like random links or nonsense keyboard smashing).
Nearly all asks I do answer will go to the queue until things calm down.
…
uh.
i should probably unfollow that eridan guy.
hey is kar still on you or are you avvailable
er, whatever it is you’re asking if i am available for, i am pretty the answer is no!
is he fuckin at buckets wwith you yet i can do anythin that loser can do but better a lot better
FISHFUCK WHAT IN FUCK’S HOLY FUCKING NAME ARE YOU FUCKING DOING?
GET YOUR FUCKING SLIMY CLAWS OFF JOHN. EVEN FUCKING FIGURATIVELY. THE LAST THING HE FUCKING NEEDS IS A SAD PIECE OF WHALE SHIT CREEPING ON HIS STUPID ASS.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, FISHFUCK.
HAPPY FUCKING HUMAN WRIGGLING DAY, JOHN.
I JUST WANT TO FUCKING SAY THAT I AM FUCKING GLAD YOU DIDN’T DIE FOR ANOTHER FUCKING YEAR.
GOOD FUCKING JOB.
NOW I GUESS YOU FUCKING WANT CAKE OR. FUCK. NO. YOU WOULDN’T. YOU HATE THAT SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO FOR THIS?
DO YOU WANT ANOTHER FUCKING KISS?
~Kikuo
THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE FUCKING REFERRING TO?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? SERIOUSLY. WERE YOU FUCKING DROPKICKED ACROSS THE FUCKING PLANET WHEN YOU WERE A GRUB BABY?
WHAT IS THIS SHIT.
WHAT AM I LISTENING TO.
FUCK EVERYTHING.
Started out so simple and innocent
So simple and innocent,
so simple and innocent,
so simple and innocent
Chemistry like apple and cinnamon
Like apple and cinnamon,
like apple and cinnamon,
like apple and cinnamon
~Apple and Cinnamon - Utada Hikaru~ <3
~Kikuo Anon
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
FUCK.
WHAT DO HUMANS FUCKING DO ON THEIR WEIRD BIRTHDAYS? SERIOUSLY. THEY HAVE THOSE THINGS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.
WHERE THE FUCK WOULD I EVEN GET A FUCKING CAT?
OH WE HAVE THOSE JUST FLOATING AROUND THE FUCKING VEIL. NO FUCKING PROBLEM. I’LL JUST PRANCE OUT THERE AND GO GET ME A FUCKING SPACE KITTEN.
I AM NOT FUCKING CUTE.
JOHN IS A LITTLE, I FUCKING GUESS. BUT A LOT OF STUPID THINGS ARE.
HE HASN’T WOKEN UP YET. FUCK. DOES A KISS MEAN YOU ARE FUCKING TOGETHER? IS THAT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS WITH HUMANS?
IT SEEMS TO IN THEIR FUCKING ROMCOMS, BUT THIS ISN’T A MOVIE. THIS IS REAL FUCKING LIFE.
SHIT. I DON’T WANT TO FUCK UP.
FUCK.
*casually updates shipping wall*
I bet the Terezi/Karkat shippers are really mad. 83c
WHAT? THAT’S A FUCKING THING? BESIDES FUCKING NEPETA’S CREEPY MATCHMAKING SHIT?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
DO YOU FUCKING PAIR UP PEOPLE YOU JUST FUCKING WALK PAST ON THE FUCKING STREET?
YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM.
