Your name is KARKAT VANTAS.
You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. Your programs invariably damage the machines on which they are executed, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in COMPUTER VIRUSES. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.
You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. You have been trying out a new chat client beta called TROLLIAN, and you are NOT REALLY SURE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT YET. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.
I do not own the character or the comic he hails from.
This RP Tumblr is for fun only and isn’t part of any official group, but is loosely bound to a group of other Homestuck RP blogs.
I just thought I’d note, since some people seem to get upset… but I get quite a few asks from people and I can’t answer all of them. I don’t like flooding my followers dashboards too much, and sometimes asks are repetitive or something Karkat would ICly not reply to.
Do not think I am hating on you if I don’t reply. Many asks I put in my queue for later, while some I save. I keep the nice comment ones because they are mine and you can’t have them. ♥