HI IDIOTS

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June 2011

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For the time being, this blog is on hiatus. This particular roleplay blog of mine is the most canon based, and since everything is going willy nilly, I honestly have no idea what to do with him. I MAY return sometime in the future, but I am not sure when. I’ve been mainly focusing on my Crabdad roleplay account and Unistuck AU. I really enjoyed this blog, but I have really been at a...

April 2011

90 posts

schim: !ATTENTION ALL FOLLOWERS! Finals week is coming up for me, the player, so that means you might see even less of me. ALSO! I have a printmaking Maymester class, which will eat up most of my May. I may still be somewhat active, but no where near as much as I am now. I really need to get into the studio to work on things before school ends. ACCOUNTS AFFECTED BY THIS: Crabdad AKA...

prince-of-hope: the-windy-thing: prince-of-hope: the-windy-thing: uh. i should probably unfollow that eridan guy. hey is kar still on you or are you avvailable er, whatever it is you’re asking if i am available for, i am pretty the answer is no! is he fuckin at buckets wwith you yet i can do anythin that loser can do but better a lot better FISHFUCK WHAT IN FUCK’S HOLY...

HAPPY FUCKING HUMAN WRIGGLING DAY, JOHN.

I JUST WANT TO FUCKING SAY THAT I AM FUCKING GLAD YOU DIDN’T DIE FOR ANOTHER FUCKING YEAR. GOOD FUCKING JOB. NOW I GUESS YOU FUCKING WANT CAKE OR. FUCK. NO. YOU WOULDN’T. YOU HATE THAT SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO FOR THIS? DO YOU WANT ANOTHER FUCKING KISS?

Anonymous asked: How does it feel being up to your tits in morons?

Anonymous asked: I like confusing trolls with human terms and lyrical crap.

~Kikuo

Anonymous asked: John and Karkat's relationship in lyrics

Started out so simple and innocent
So simple and innocent,
so simple and innocent,
so simple and innocent

Chemistry like apple and cinnamon
Like apple and cinnamon,
like apple and cinnamon,
like apple and cinnamon

~Apple and Cinnamon - Utada Hikaru~ <3

fibonaccisequins asked: KARKAT: John's birthday is coming up! You better get him something good or undo all the good work you've done so far!!

mishenanigans asked: Have you considered getting a pet? Maybe an adult cat? They mostly leave you alone and sometimes cuddle with you! I've also found they can calm you down quickly. But don't get a kitten, they're hyper like Nepeta and I doubt you would like that.

the-windy-thing: JOHN. THIS IS FUCKING PERVERSE. WHAT THE FUCK.

Anonymous asked: Heehee! You and John are cute together :D

Anonymous asked: hehehe you are so adorable Karkitty <3 Hope everything works out for you and John~ You have my approval!

Anonymous asked: ..................

*casually updates shipping wall*

I bet the Terezi/Karkat shippers are really mad. 83c

Anonymous asked: uM, tOUGH BREAK,

FUCK EVERYTHING. JUST. FUCK.

the-windy-thing: HI IDIOTS: hmm.. karkatv: the-windy-thing: the-windy-thing: i think karkat is sick or something. do trolls get fevers? he kind of seems to be having trouble watching the movie, and also he is really…red. he keeps looking at me all crazy-eyed, i am not sure what thWOAH …oh. oh man. he’s holding my hand. um. wow. i..guess this… yeah, it’s, uh. it is a really great...

Anonymous asked: YOU CAN DO IT, KARKLES! <3 WE BELIEVE IN YOU!!!

homostuck asked: SHANANANANANA MY OH MY

LOOK LIKE DA TROLL TOO SHY

HE AIN'T GONNA

KISS DA BOY

Anonymous asked: goddamn it will you kiss him already

Anonymous asked: tell him you are running out of air, it will make everything easier, trust me

HI IDIOTS: hmm.. →

the-windy-thing: the-windy-thing: i think karkat is sick or something. do trolls get fevers? he kind of seems to be having trouble watching the movie, and also he is really…red. he keeps looking at me all crazy-eyed, i am not sure what thWOAH …oh. oh man. he’s holding my hand. um. wow. i..guess this… yeah, it’s, uh. it is a really great movie, didn’t i tell you? actually, this is the...

Anonymous asked: AW FER CRYING OUR LOUD
YOU MAKE ME SAD RUNT
JUST SHAKING MY HEAD HERE
YOU KISS THAT BOY THIS INSTANT

the-windy-thing: i think karkat is sick or something. do trolls get fevers? he kind of seems to be having trouble watching the movie, and also he is really…red. he keeps looking at me all crazy-eyed, i am not sure what thWOAH …oh. oh man. he’s holding my hand. um. wow. i..guess this isn’t..so bad, but.. oh geez what do i do??? SHIT I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT HIM. OH GOD. WHY IS THIS SO...

Anonymous asked: THIS IS IT, RUNT.
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE.
KISS HIM.
KISS THAT BOY YOU WIMP.

the-windy-thing: HI IDIOTS: the-windy-thing: HI IDIOTS: the-windy-thing: HI IDIOTS:… the-windy-thing: HI IDIOTS: the-windy-thing: HI IDIOTS: the-windy-thing: karkatv: OKAY SO THERE IS… the-windy-thing: HI IDIOTS: the-windy-thing: karkatv: OKAY SO THERE IS WEIRD HUMAN FOOD. IT IS… the-windy-thing: karkatv: OKAY SO THERE IS WEIRD HUMAN FOOD. IT IS… oh, man. do you...

the-windy-thing: HI IDIOTS: the-windy-thing: HI IDIOTS: the-windy-thing: karkatv: OKAY SO THERE IS… the-windy-thing: HI IDIOTS: the-windy-thing: karkatv: OKAY SO THERE IS WEIRD HUMAN FOOD. IT IS… the-windy-thing: karkatv: OKAY SO THERE IS WEIRD HUMAN FOOD. IT IS FUCKING GREASY AND CIRCULAR AND SHIT. IT ISN’T TOO FUCKING BAD, BUT STILL FUCKING TERRIBLE. I GUESS WE ARE… ...

the-windy-thing: HI IDIOTS: the-windy-thing: karkatv: OKAY SO THERE IS WEIRD HUMAN FOOD. IT IS… the-windy-thing: karkatv: OKAY SO THERE IS WEIRD HUMAN FOOD. IT IS FUCKING GREASY AND CIRCULAR AND SHIT. IT ISN’T TOO FUCKING BAD, BUT STILL FUCKING TERRIBLE. I GUESS WE ARE GOING TO WATCH THAT STUPID FUCKING MOVIE. FUCK. i told you, it’s pizza! you can not have a movie night… ...

the-windy-thing: karkatv: OKAY SO THERE IS WEIRD HUMAN FOOD. IT IS FUCKING GREASY AND CIRCULAR AND SHIT. IT ISN’T TOO FUCKING BAD, BUT STILL FUCKING TERRIBLE. I GUESS WE ARE GOING TO WATCH THAT STUPID FUCKING MOVIE. FUCK. i told you, it’s pizza! you can not have a movie night without pizza. you are going to love con air, i am sure of it. IS THAT HIM TALKING? IS THAT HIS VOICE THAT IS...

OKAY SO THERE IS WEIRD HUMAN FOOD. IT IS FUCKING GREASY AND CIRCULAR AND SHIT. IT ISN’T TOO FUCKING BAD, BUT STILL FUCKING TERRIBLE. I GUESS WE ARE GOING TO WATCH THAT STUPID FUCKING MOVIE. FUCK.

I WAS FUCKING TALKING TO THAT TOOL COOLKID ABOUT...

the-windy-thing: dave-strider: karkatv: JOHN. DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO ON A HUMAN DATE TO AMEND OUR FUCKING FRIENDSHIP. WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE CALL IT. A BRODATE? IS THAT THE RIGHT FUCKING WORD? FUCK. WHAT AM I FUCKING DOING. THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID. I AM A FUCKING IDIOT. be tender with him alright the kids never even held hands woah, really? that sounds awesome, dude! i can show...

yabasha asked: You poor thing, having to deal with all these awkward and downright disturbing sexual advances.

I WAS FUCKING TALKING TO THAT TOOL COOLKID ABOUT...

JOHN. DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO ON A HUMAN DATE TO AMEND OUR FUCKING FRIENDSHIP. WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE CALL IT. A BRODATE? IS THAT THE RIGHT FUCKING WORD? FUCK. WHAT AM I FUCKING DOING. THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID. I AM A FUCKING IDIOT.

dave-strider-deactivated2012100 asked: ok you are reblogging way too much john please hop off his cock for like two seconds and at least ask him on a date first

fivetail asked: Hey, Karkat, your insults are so goddamn awesome and hilarious you could easily be making money by just being you. Like, start something like Hallmark, but instead of fluffy rhymes you're just telling people how fucking stupid they are for various occasions and holidays.

You'd sell MILLIONS.

crocodileconsort-deactivated201 asked: he's watching you sleep because he lOoOoOoOves you~ (≖‿≖)

Anonymous asked: if i say i love you, are you going to cuss at me?

Anonymous asked: KARKAT = BELLA
JOHN = EDWARD

Sorry--that last ask just made me think of this.