HI IDIOTS

OOC POST!

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 00:24:12 -0400

For the time being, this blog is on hiatus.

This particular roleplay blog of mine is the most canon based, and since everything is going willy nilly, I honestly have no idea what to do with him.

I MAY return sometime in the future, but I am not sure when. I’ve been mainly focusing on my Crabdad roleplay account and Unistuck AU.

I really enjoyed this blog, but I have really been at a loss as to WHAT to do with him.

♥ Love you guys.

You can follow my main blog HERE if you’d like to stay updated.

PLEASE READ!

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 02:06:01 -0400

schim:

!ATTENTION ALL FOLLOWERS!

Finals week is coming up for me, the player, so that means you might see even less of me. ALSO! I have a printmaking Maymester class, which will eat up most of my May. I may still be somewhat active, but no where near as much as I am now. I really need to get into the studio to work on things before school ends.

ACCOUNTS AFFECTED BY THIS:

Crabdad AKA CrabbyCustomer

Karkat AKA KarkatV

Eridan AKA Prince-of-Hope

Droog AKA Diamonds-Droog

I will try to queue things up before I get REALLY busy. This includes asks. I would consider closing asks to avoid build up, but a lot of people, for Crabdad especially, seem to really benefit from leaving asks.

So please be VERY patient with me.

I do intend on answering as many asks as I can, and some accounts I answer more than others. Crabdad answers nearly all his asks except for random and irrelevant ones (like random links or nonsense keyboard smashing).

Nearly all asks I do answer will go to the queue until things calm down.

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Thu, 14 Apr 2011 01:20:02 -0400

prince-of-hope:

the-windy-thing:

prince-of-hope:

the-windy-thing:

uh.

i should probably unfollow that eridan guy.

hey is kar still on you or are you avvailable

er, whatever it is you’re asking if i am available for, i am pretty the answer is no!

is he fuckin at buckets wwith you yet i can do anythin that loser can do but better a lot better

FISHFUCK WHAT IN FUCK’S HOLY FUCKING NAME ARE YOU FUCKING DOING?

GET YOUR FUCKING SLIMY CLAWS OFF JOHN. EVEN FUCKING FIGURATIVELY. THE LAST THING HE FUCKING NEEDS IS A SAD PIECE OF WHALE SHIT CREEPING ON HIS STUPID ASS.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, FISHFUCK.

HAPPY FUCKING HUMAN WRIGGLING DAY, JOHN.

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:19:00 -0400

I JUST WANT TO FUCKING SAY THAT I AM FUCKING GLAD YOU DIDN’T DIE FOR ANOTHER FUCKING YEAR.

GOOD FUCKING JOB.

NOW I GUESS YOU FUCKING WANT CAKE OR. FUCK. NO. YOU WOULDN’T. YOU HATE THAT SHIT.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO FOR THIS?

DO YOU WANT ANOTHER FUCKING KISS?

How does it feel being up to your tits in morons?

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:29:04 -0400

I like confusing trolls with human terms and lyrical crap.

~Kikuo

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:27:02 -0400

THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE FUCKING REFERRING TO? WHAT THE FUCK IS...

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:25:26 -0400

THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE FUCKING REFERRING TO?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? SERIOUSLY. WERE YOU FUCKING DROPKICKED ACROSS THE FUCKING PLANET WHEN YOU WERE A GRUB BABY?

WHAT IS THIS SHIT.

WHAT AM I LISTENING TO.

FUCK EVERYTHING.

John and Karkat's relationship in lyrics

Started out so simple and innocent
So simple and innocent,
so simple and innocent,
so simple and innocent

Chemistry like apple and cinnamon
Like apple and cinnamon,
like apple and cinnamon,
like apple and cinnamon

~Apple and Cinnamon - Utada Hikaru~ <3

~Kikuo Anon

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:19:36 -0400

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

KARKAT: John's birthday is coming up! You better get him something good or undo all the good work you've done so far!!

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:18:15 -0400

FUCK.

WHAT DO HUMANS FUCKING DO ON THEIR WEIRD BIRTHDAYS? SERIOUSLY. THEY HAVE THOSE THINGS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.

Have you considered getting a pet? Maybe an adult cat? They mostly leave you alone and sometimes cuddle with you! I've also found they can calm you down quickly. But don't get a kitten, they're hyper like Nepeta and I doubt you would like that.

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 21:00:06 -0400

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD I EVEN GET A FUCKING CAT?

OH WE HAVE THOSE JUST FLOATING AROUND THE FUCKING VEIL. NO FUCKING PROBLEM. I’LL JUST PRANCE OUT THERE AND GO GET ME A FUCKING SPACE KITTEN.

the-windy-thing: JOHN. THIS IS FUCKING PERVERSE. WHAT THE FUCK.

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 16:26:40 -0400

the-windy-thing:

JOHN. THIS IS FUCKING PERVERSE.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Heehee! You and John are cute together :D

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 14:15:32 -0400

I AM NOT FUCKING CUTE.

JOHN IS A LITTLE, I FUCKING GUESS. BUT A LOT OF STUPID THINGS ARE.

hehehe you are so adorable Karkitty <3 Hope everything works out for you and John~ You have my approval!

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 14:13:27 -0400

HE HASN’T WOKEN UP YET. FUCK. DOES A KISS MEAN YOU ARE FUCKING TOGETHER? IS THAT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS WITH HUMANS?

IT SEEMS TO IN THEIR FUCKING ROMCOMS, BUT THIS ISN’T A MOVIE. THIS IS REAL FUCKING LIFE.

SHIT. I DON’T WANT TO FUCK UP.

FUCK.

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casually updates shipping wall

I bet the Terezi/Karkat shippers are really mad. 83c

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 14:10:00 -0400

WHAT? THAT’S A FUCKING THING? BESIDES FUCKING NEPETA’S CREEPY MATCHMAKING SHIT?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

DO YOU FUCKING PAIR UP PEOPLE YOU JUST FUCKING WALK PAST ON THE FUCKING STREET?

YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM.

the-windy-thing: karkatv: the-windy-thing: ..ok, it...

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 05:24:15 -0400

the-windy-thing:

karkatv:

the-windy-thing:

..ok, it wasn’t that bad!

uM, tOUGH BREAK,

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 05:17:43 -0400

FUCK EVERYTHING. JUST. FUCK.

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 05:13:59 -0400

FUCK EVERYTHING.

JUST.

FUCK.

the-windy-thing:

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 05:11:52 -0400

the-windy-thing:

Photo

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 05:06:44 -0400

the-windy-thing: HI IDIOTS: hmm.. karkatv: the-windy-thing: the-windy-thing: i think karkat is...

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 04:57:08 -0400

the-windy-thing:

HI IDIOTS: hmm..

karkatv:

the-windy-thing:

the-windy-thing:

i think karkat is sick or something. do trolls get fevers? he kind of seems to be having trouble watching the movie, and also he is really…red.

he keeps looking at me all crazy-eyed, i am not sure what thWOAH

…oh. oh man. he’s holding my hand. um. wow.

i..guess this…

yeah, it’s, uh. it is a really great movie, didn’t i tell you?

actually, this is the best part, the ending! um..

where cameron finally reunites with his..loving wife and..daughter..

OH. OH GOD.

THIS IS SO MUCH LESS STUPID THAN WHEN YOU WERE GIVING OUT FUCKING BUNNIES. WHAT THE FUCK. THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING EMOTION IN THIS SCENE. IT’S JUST LIKE ONE OF MY ROMCOMS.

IT JUST. MAKES ME WANT TO GET CLOSER TO JOHN. WHAT ARE THESE FEELINGS. OH GOD. HE IS LOOKING AT ME.

HIS STUPID FACE IS SO FUCKING RED AND PINK. AND HE’S BREATHING FASTER TOO. FUCK. WE’RE HOLDING HANDS A LITTLE TIGHTER. SHIT. HE’S SO FUCKING CLOSE NOW.

FUCK. WHERE THE FUCK IS DAVE? WHAT DO I FUCKING DO NOW?

shit, what do i do???? it is almost over, and..

man, trolls are..really neat looking. in this light, and..this close..

i kind of think if i..maybe, um, lean on his shoulder, a little.

that seems..okay!

OH FUCK. HE’S SO CLOSE. I CAN FEEL HIS BREATHING. HIS WEIRD HUMAN HEART BEATING. OH GOD HE’S SO WARM AND FUCK. HE SMELLS SO GOOD AND THIS IS SO FUCKING NICE. FUCK.

I AM GOING TO DO IT.

I AM GOING TO FUCKING MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

FUCK. I GUESS I’LL JUST FUCKING LEAN OVER AND…

HI IDIOTS

OOC POST!

PLEASE READ!

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HAPPY FUCKING HUMAN WRIGGLING DAY, JOHN.

How does it feel being up to your tits in morons?

I like confusing trolls with human terms and lyrical crap. ~Kikuo

THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE FUCKING REFERRING TO? WHAT THE FUCK IS...

KARKAT: John's birthday is coming up! You better get him something good or undo all the good work you've done so far!!

Have you considered getting a pet? Maybe an adult cat? They mostly leave you alone and sometimes cuddle with you! I've also found they can calm you down quickly. But don't get a kitten, they're hyper like Nepeta and I doubt you would like that.

the-windy-thing: JOHN. THIS IS FUCKING PERVERSE. WHAT THE FUCK.

Heehee! You and John are cute together :D

hehehe you are so adorable Karkitty <3 Hope everything works out for you and John~ You have my approval!

.................. *casually updates shipping wall* I bet the Terezi/Karkat shippers are really mad. 83c

the-windy-thing: karkatv: the-windy-thing: ..ok, it...

uM, tOUGH BREAK,

FUCK EVERYTHING. JUST. FUCK.

the-windy-thing:

Photo

the-windy-thing: HI IDIOTS: hmm.. karkatv: the-windy-thing: the-windy-thing: i think karkat is...

I like confusing trolls with human terms and lyrical crap.

~Kikuo

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casually updates shipping wall

I bet the Terezi/Karkat shippers are really mad. 83c